Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Confidential Men: Mark Ivory

 Well.. I had just shot a selfie to post with the Blonde Joke of the Week, and so I was still a blonde when I noticed new-ish porn stud Mark Ivory talking in a group chat.  I thought what a great first victim Mark would make for my Confidential Men series and I IM'd him pronto.  He was bright and confident and fun and I was sold.  I asked, and he was so nice he came right to the studio for a little chat and photo shoot.

 When Mark arrived I realized how tall and strong and dark and just..  you know..  how good he looks.  I was standing there just looking at him in front of the nice new logo when he asked, "So, how do we do this?"  I didn't even say, "Any way you want," and I'm proud of that.  I did say, "I'll grab a quick photo of you with the logo - your 'arrival shot'."  And I did just that..  *click*

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 Next, I brought Mark into the Male Room and we had a seat on the man couch as I prepared myself to begin the interview.  Mark seemed relaxed, though I have to admit I was bit squirmy myself.  And I asked him if he was comfortable because the room suddenly felt much warmer..  *click*

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 Mark agreed that he felt the same heat, and he was thoughtful enough to slide over to me and peel off my dress.  To be fair, I quickly unbuttoned his shirt and stripped it right off of him.  None of this helped because we both felt even hotter then..  *click*

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 Between the two of us we did find a way to work off that heat and let me tell you, it was long and hard work, but so very worth it.  The interview didn't really go as I had planned but I'm so happy that Mark came when I asked him to..  *click*

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 Later that night as I drifted off into my sexy little dreams I committed myself to being much more professional next time.  And I really did mean it..

Sunday, December 27, 2015


I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.
 Photo: Ali by Ali  ∙  Blonde Joke by Bane Caedus

Blonde Joke of the Week

Three pregnant ladies were sitting and having a chat - a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

The brunette claimed, "I know I am having a boy because I was on top."

The redhead added,  "I know I am having a girl because I was on the bottom."

The blonde burst into tears and when the other women asked her what was wrong she wailed, "I'm gonna have puppies!"