Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Sexy photo and joke submitted by Carter Holloway

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.  After ordering a drink and sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”  The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.  The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.  What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter.  The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister.  You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Thinks "No Dress Code" means she can't wear a dress.

Photo and jokes submitted by Ali

(that's me)

And yes, I'm really a blonde.  All this 'brunette' you see in Second Life is just wigs.

 

Blonde Jokes of the Week

BLONDE Q&A:

Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: What is a blonde's blood type?

A: Pink glitter.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?

A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?

A: She opens the car door.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?

A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.

 Q: What does a blonde do with her asshole in the evening?

A: Drops him off at band practice.

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?

A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

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If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase,

you can make it through tomorrow.

You know what's hotter than a blonde? ABSOLUTELY nothing.

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Photo and joke submitted by Moonie

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire."

"What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke. 

Newcomer Debut - Stacy Luik

Arriving at the SL Porn beach party last Saturday, I found a big crowd dancing away to the hypnotic sounds provided by DJ Zoey. I hopped onto the dance ball and started right in with greetings and looking around, some IM conversations and the usual party stuff.

As my gaze swung around I saw right beside me someone new. Stacy Luik had hopped onto the group dance as well. We had a little chat and she was very sweet.  I learned she was new to porn and I offered to help her get started a bit. As I gave her some pointers about how to meet people and learn who we all are and how to get going with her own Flickr account she was quite enthusiastic.

Stacy opened a Flickr page of her own right there and then. I offered to shoot a photo set and she was happy to accept. See now the results of that happenstance meeting and I'm sure you'll agree that Stacy has a future here in porn if she wants to pursue it - and she tells me that she does!

(Photographers and directors please note: Stacy was a very good model, always in the moment and very attentive, quick to change poses or clothing or whatever I asked of her.)

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I invited Stacy to my home the next day. We relaxed at the little Tiki bar where we sipped champagne and talked about how to proceed with her shoot.

Between the champagne and the warm sun it wasn't long before Stacy was in a mood to pose and the tree swing in the backyard was the perfect spot to begin. As the shadows grew long and the sun began to set, I suggested we retire to the castle where there were some good spots for her to pose for a few more photos.

 

Once inside, we lounged in the study where I captured this lovely pic showing off Stacy's soft and sweet side. She was curious about the rest of the castle. I smiled and suggested we could check out the lowest level if she was feeling a little adventurous. "You mean brave?" she asked, and I led the way down.

Wide-eyed, Stacy learned that the lower level of the castle is really a dungeon with a wide assortment of what she called playthings. It seemed that she had left her RLV active and I just couldn't resist as Stacy quickly became a plaything herself. I think this is a nice picture to remember the visit by.

Let's say that as the evening progressed the photo shoot wound down and the visit wound up. This is the last photo that I captured that night. And Stacy needn't have worried at all. As my guest she was bound for a good time.

Mile High - Sneak Preview

Hello porn fans and welcome to this behind the scenes look at the new upcoming film from Miss Emily's Studio: The Mile High Club!  Including a virtual potpourri of hot porn stars, the theme is, well, sex in an airplane.  A fun short due for release soon.  In the meantime have a peek at the candid shots I snagged while on the set during filming..

 

 

 

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Darn! I forgot again!

Photo and joke submitted by Erika Thorkveld

Blonde Joke of the Week

  Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Photo and joke submitted by Rachel Avro

Blonde Joke of the Week

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"