Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Joke by Rachel Avro ∙ Photo of Rachel by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning although none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first woman, a redhead, is strapped into the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second Woman, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last woman, a blonde, is strapped in and she says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug it in."

Brainy Sluts: Rachel Avro-Fox

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html

And now, we continue with Rachel Avro-Fox!

   Oceanographic Paleontologist Rachel

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Photo and joke submitted by Rachel Avro

Blonde Joke of the Week

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Payback

I took Rachel..  Because I could.  I took Rachel to my dungeon..  Because I wanted to.  Rachel had no say in the matter and I had no regard for her opinion anyway.  You see, Rachel had been acting up.  She was playing up her role in a shoot we did together where she was a cop and I was a hooker arrested by her..  And used by her.  So, I arranged a little payback scene.  I took a few photos to help me savor the adventure in days to come.  I'll share them here with you if you like.  Have a look..

 

Rachel..  taken..  subdued..  mine..  we begin

I rest awhile and consider my many options..  I decide to cage her above and let her stew.

I leave Rachel bound, caged and alone..  I go do a modeling shoot and some shopping.

I return in a few hours and take Rachel down from the cage..  We have a nice talk.

I explain her place to her and she seems to begin to understand but I want to be certain she gets it.

So we have a little sit-down and I cover!  Every!  Detail!  of Rachel's!  New!  Rules!

After which she behaves in just the fashion I desire.  She's trying to be a good girl.

It's a very long day of training and Rachel tires but I still have no regard for her opinion so we continue.

Long into the night we review Rachel's duties.. over and over and over again.

And wouldn't you know that by sunrise Rachel completely understands her place.

Payback is only a bitch if you're on the wrong side of it  ;)

Estrogenic! Dance Troupe

The E! Dancers had a ball at the April 11 Saturday Porn*Stars Beach bash..

The lineup this time was: Ashley Sugarplum, Anyka Aiséirí, Adele Simondsen, Erinyes Celestalis, Cream Release, Partee Mytili, Harley Chanel, Rachel Avro and me.  I grabbed three shots - check them out!  ^^

~ Party Girl ~

I go to parties!  I love them!  And I snapped a buncha candids at the last few parties I attended..  DJ Yana's Club Erotique Sunday party, Miss Emily's Wednesday club party at Porn*Stars Nightclub and Pinkiepie's Tuesday bash at OceanHaven Club.  I've shared a few of the photos here and you can see all of them at the Sexiest Pornstars blog.  Enjoy!!

 Hot newcomer Adele Simondsen arrives ready for anything..  ^^

 Rachel Avro manages to simmer even while in the cool of the pool..

 DJ Yana - always the first nude at any party  :)

 Cream Release asks, "Topless, right?"

 Miss Emily sizzled as the host (and DJ Zoey wasn't really disabled..  she rocked it!)

Pretty People at Pinkiepie's Party!

To see all of the party pics click that >>  CLICK ME, SILLY!