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I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Joke and photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Month

  

  Paint Job

 

   A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Confidential Men: Jake Raven

I first met Jake Raven about a year ago.  He said very nice things about my photos on Flickr and I thanked him.  We've seen each other in passing along the way, but it was recently that Jake IMd me to say he was a fan of the Confidential Men series.  He boldly asked if he could appear in a post with me.  Bold can be good with the right temperament and Jake has a great one of those.  So I got some info about his past experience in porn and his time zone.  He has a really great look and I thought, why not?  We agreed on a time and I began to be excited about Jake's upcoming interview.  Because of our time zones we met very early in his morning and very late in my night.  I arrived at the studio that night and immediately brought Jake..

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html
Logan Oleary: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/11/confidential-men-logan-oleary.html
James Deene: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-james-deene.html

  Jake arrived looking every bit as hot as I has remembered him from past glances.  But when he posed for his arrival shot I wasn't merely glancing.. I was drinking in his carefully created look and undressing him with my eyes.  I pretended to be professional while squirming and trying to steady my camera..  *click*

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  Once inside the Man Cave I suggested Jake remove his jacket and make himself comfy on the man couch.  And he did.  But he also removed his shirt and stared into my eyes - no fair!  I asked him what he was doing.  He said, "Take off your jeans and I'll tell you"..  *click*

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  I was up for a dare so off came my skinny jeans and onto Jake's lap i went.  He was so warm and firm.  I purred and cooed, "Ready for your interview now?"  He replied, "Oh, yes, I'm very ready.  Please begin."  "Take off your pants and I will," I quipped..  *click*

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  It turned out that Jake was also up for dares.  As he peeled off his pants and sat back down I saw what this interview was all about.  Jake said, "So what next?"  It was then I took matters into hand and teased, "I dare you not to cum."  And I went to work..  *click*

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  Jake and I had so many dares that night.  We were both brave and accepted every one of them.  And so it was that long after the candles had burned out in the Man Cave, Jake and I were still riding out each others challenges.  I'd say the entire interview was a win/win..  *click*

Nude World Tour 2016 ∙ Stop No. 9

  Continuing the Nude World Tour!  I'll visit different places in Second Life and snap nude photos to share with you along with a little description and maybe sometimes an anecdote if something hot or fun happens on the tour.  Please enjoy!


Stop No. 9 on the tour ∙ Dirty Rhythms (Adult):

 

   I've been enjoying the hospitality and fun at Dirty Rhythms for a long time now, as have been so many others - the place is SL legend.  A popular hang-out and destination for all manner of things sexy, from the lush nude beach to the many attractions from clubs to sexy outdoor settings (see list below).  The themed parties are frequent and always packed with fun, sexy people.  The staff members are warm, inviting and helpful.  Everyone can fly at DR and they have a feature that wins me every time - TP Routing is set to Anywhere (yay!) - so we can TP point to point without being wooshed back to the main Landing Point when we try.

Dirty Rhythms is an adult swinger resort with more than 4,000 group members, including swinging couples and sexy singles.  There are so many different and unique areas with a wide variety of furniture and poses here you could literally bonk in a new place every night for weeks on end, although bonking is not required ;)

Locations on the sim are:
Nude Beach
Resort Pool
Slut Shack
Sunset Room
Swinger Club
Swinger resort
Teasers
The Pier
Truck Stop
XXX Theater
Back Yard
Burlesque Club
Camp Site
Dance Gazebo
Dragons Den
Erotic Cave
Greedy Shack
Resort Pond
and The Office

If you have never been to owner Richh Devin's 'Dirty Rhythms' then get with it!  ;)

Seriously, check out this sim.  It's a beautiful build on top of everything else.

The group VIP tag is required to enter sploders, use club tip jars and use many of the toys found on this sim.

Enjoy!

♥  -Ali

  

 

  Dirty Rhythms inworld SLurl:  http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dirty%20Rythms/133/126/22

  

 

 

Confidential Men: James Deene

This post tells of a fun, full-circle story.  I first met James some time ago just as I was getting into the porn community of Second Life.  I actually won a date with him in an auction at Hard Alley to benefit the Wounded Warriors.  I decided to use the date as a shoot for my very first story-set on my debut series feature, "re∙ALI∙ty".  The set with James was a sprawling post with lots of photos at different SL locations.  It had an involved story-line and plenty of hot sex.  After being away from our porn world for some time James has recently reappeared.  We reminisced about our first set and I invited him up to the studio for an interview and a few photos.  It wasn't long before he arrived..

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html
Logan Oleary:  http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/11/confidential-men-logan-oleary.html

  I greeted James warmly and wasted no time in getting his arrival shot.  As I framed it up and adjusted the lighting my mind drifted back to that old shoot way back when.  It was so hot..  *click*

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  We took a seat in the Man Cave.  I was studying my interview notes and so I didn't notice until I looked up to ask James my first question that he had removed his shirt and was giving me a "look"..  *click*

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  It was then I decided that interview questions were shallow and that delving deeper into what James was all about these days was a much more attractive alternative.  And so it was that now released from the constraints of my little dress I invited him to join me on the Man Couch..  *click*

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  You know those times when an impulsive decision turns out to be amazingly right?  Well, this was one of those times, let me tell you.  As you can see, I was quite happy the way things were ending up..  *click*

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  The studio felt so warm that night as all of the candles burned slowly down to the quick.  James patiently spent hours revealing his true nature and I understood that the Deep Interview was the only way to go from now on..  *click*