Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Joke and "Cake by the Ocean" photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from a man at Home Depot who installed them.  He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellooo-ooo....  Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year...that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.  Hellooooo?  "It's been a year, so they're paid for," I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.  He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

Brainy Sluts: Erin Celestalis

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'. We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways. Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because.. it's secret. ;)

We are also all great friends and very close. I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog. Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html 
Rachel Avro-Fox: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-rachel-avro-fox.html
Partee Mytili: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-partee-mytili.html
HeeChan:  http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/brainy-sluts-heechan.html

And now, we continue with Erin!

The Honorable Judge Erin Celestalis

Confidential Men: Curtis Trevellion

Next up for a series interview was Curtis Trevellion and I was ready this time.  No more hormone attacks re-purposing my shoot and leaving me helpless to my cheap desires.  Nope.  This interview was serious business.  I knew Curtis is also a professional because I posed for him in the past.  He's a fantastic photographer and was all about the photos when I posed for him.  I had so many questions I wanted to ask him about his journey though the SL photography world, from his lush landscapes to his erotic portraits and sexy shoots.  I readied my camera and sent Curtis a TP offer.  And there he was at my studio, smiling and ready to get to work.  This was gonna be so great!

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst:  http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html

 I welcomed Curtis to the studio and then wasted no time.  He looked really good but I was not going to become distracted on this night.  I framed him up and snapped his arrival shot..  *click*

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 I wanted to keep things moving and stay focused so I had us take our places on the Male Room couch.  My head was swimming with questions to ask Curtis.  We got comfortable and when I opened my mouth to ask him about his recent forays into more porn shoots, it made me think about doing a porn shoot and - just like that - gone were all my questions.  And as my thoughts drifted to tracing all of his tattoos with my fingertips, I started with, "So Curtis..  what do you think about..  maybe..  you know, doing a porn interview tonight?..  *click*

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 Well..  the next thing I knew my dress was crumpled on the floor and Curtis's coat and shirt were off.  Not only that, he slid over to my end of the Man Couch and, who'd have thought, I was tracing his tattoos and just full of suggestions of things we could do next..  *click*

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 And, you may have guessed by now, we did them all.  I was becoming downright addicted to these in-depth interviews.  There's nothing like having the studio and this series to sooth a long day's stresses and to fully open up my creativity and just get my juices flowing.  I love it and cannot wait for the next Man interview!  *click*

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Joke by Rachel Avro ∙ Photo of Rachel by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning although none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first woman, a redhead, is strapped into the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second Woman, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last woman, a blonde, is strapped in and she says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug it in."

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Photo with Chloé Cotton by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

So I was logged into Second Life and IM chatting with my little one Chloé (we're both RL blonde), when with no warning *flicker-flicker-poof!* my RL power went out.  This is common where I live - no winds, no storm, no reason - just poof.  Thankfully it came back up after a few minutes and I logged back on.  First thing, I IM'd Chloé again:

[17:06] Ali (ali.lancrae): lectric went out
[17:06] Ali (ali.lancrae): :(
[17:06] Chloé Cσttoη (chloe82xx): uhoh
[17:06] Ali (ali.lancrae): yeah, it's like living in Baghdad here
[17:06] Chloé Cσttoη (chloe82xx): is it back yet then?
[17:07] Ali (ali.lancrae): i'll check
[17:07] Chloé Cσttoη (chloe82xx): ok let me know

Yes, that did happen  ^^

Brainy Sluts: HeeChan

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'. We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways. Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because.. it's secret. ;)

We are also all great friends and very close. I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog. Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html 
Rachel Avro-Fox: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-rachel-avro-fox.html
Partee Mytili: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-partee-mytili.html

And now, we continue with HeeChan! 

Rocket Scientist Hee