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Blonde Joke of the Month
Wood Delivery
This is another real life story that just seems too good to pass up as the official joke..
My girlfriend Loren and I were at home on a recent Sunday afternoon when the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Lori called to me and so I went back to replying to my emails. After a few minutes she came to find me. She said, "You need to come see." Off we went to the front door when what did I see standing there grinning from ear to ear but a gorgeous young man of about 30 or so with raven hair, the brightest blue eyes and a hard-to-miss strapping physique beneath his t-shirt and jeans. "Ali, meet Sean," Loren bubbled. Bear in mind that Loren and I are both blondes. What happens next really did take place..
Sean: It's very nice to meet both of you ladies. I'm here to deliver the wood.
Loren: That's sounds so good, Sean. Ali, did you hear that? Sean is here to deliver the wood.
Ali: My, that does sound good. Do you have a lot of wood to deliver, Sean?
Sean: Yes, it's quite a bit, actually.
Loren: Wow, how much?
Sean checks his paperwork: Well, it's the largest load that I can deliver.
Loren: What do you think, Ali? Can we take it in the back?
Ali: Oh, if it's that big it really should go in the back.
Loren: I agree. A load that large.. you really need to put that in the back, Sean.
Sean: So you want all of it in the back?
Ali: Will it fit?
Loren: Too much wood in the back could be an issue.
Sean: I'll have a look around the other side, but I'm pretty sure I can squeeze it all in.
Ali: Well, don't let us stop you, Sean.
Sean: Oh, I wont.
(See another story where Loren and I teased the poor host at a restaurant here:
