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Blonde Joke of the Week
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from a man at Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellooo-ooo.... Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year...that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooooo? "It's been a year, so they're paid for," I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.