Friday, April 17, 2015


Blonding is an act of being blonde.  Altho I change hair color in SL, I'm first and really a blonde.  I'm even a longstanding member of the amazing SL group 'Brilliant Blondes'.  And - I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorite blonde jokes via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.  I might not get to post them all, but I will feature the truly unique, funny, clever and entertaining.

Blonde Joke of the Week


A blonde sat next to a lawyer on a long flight. The lawyer was naturally bored and so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb he could not lose. The blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted the challenge to play his game.

The lawyer fired his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

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