Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Darn! I forgot again!

Photo and joke submitted by Erika Thorkveld

Blonde Joke of the Week

  Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Photo and joke submitted by Rachel Avro

Blonde Joke of the Week

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Payback

I took Rachel..  Because I could.  I took Rachel to my dungeon..  Because I wanted to.  Rachel had no say in the matter and I had no regard for her opinion anyway.  You see, Rachel had been acting up.  She was playing up her role in a shoot we did together where she was a cop and I was a hooker arrested by her..  And used by her.  So, I arranged a little payback scene.  I took a few photos to help me savor the adventure in days to come.  I'll share them here with you if you like.  Have a look..

 

Rachel..  taken..  subdued..  mine..  we begin

I rest awhile and consider my many options..  I decide to cage her above and let her stew.

I leave Rachel bound, caged and alone..  I go do a modeling shoot and some shopping.

I return in a few hours and take Rachel down from the cage..  We have a nice talk.

I explain her place to her and she seems to begin to understand but I want to be certain she gets it.

So we have a little sit-down and I cover!  Every!  Detail!  of Rachel's!  New!  Rules!

After which she behaves in just the fashion I desire.  She's trying to be a good girl.

It's a very long day of training and Rachel tires but I still have no regard for her opinion so we continue.

Long into the night we review Rachel's duties.. over and over and over again.

And wouldn't you know that by sunrise Rachel completely understands her place.

Payback is only a bitch if you're on the wrong side of it  ;)