Blonding

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 Blonde Joke submitted by Moonie Quasimodo, Photo by Ryu Quasimodo

 

 

 

Blonde Joke of the Week

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of.  She decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette.  Once she had finished and her hair was brown, she went for a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for awhile, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out of the car, walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she drove away the farmer walked up to her and asked, "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"