Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Jokes and photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Jokes of the Month

  

  Blonde Debt

   Two blondes are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.  They both grudgingly open their purses and begin taking out their cash.  Just then, one blonde turns to the other, hands her a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."

Blonde Confession

   A man goes to confession and says to the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I slept with five blonde women last night."  The priest says, "Go home, squeeze five lemons into a cup, and drink it really fast."  The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins?"  The priest says, "No. But it will wipe that smirk off your face."