Newcomer Debut - Stacy Luik

Arriving at the SL Porn beach party last Saturday, I found a big crowd dancing away to the hypnotic sounds provided by DJ Zoey. I hopped onto the dance ball and started right in with greetings and looking around, some IM conversations and the usual party stuff.

As my gaze swung around I saw right beside me someone new. Stacy Luik had hopped onto the group dance as well. We had a little chat and she was very sweet.  I learned she was new to porn and I offered to help her get started a bit. As I gave her some pointers about how to meet people and learn who we all are and how to get going with her own Flickr account she was quite enthusiastic.

Stacy opened a Flickr page of her own right there and then. I offered to shoot a photo set and she was happy to accept. See now the results of that happenstance meeting and I'm sure you'll agree that Stacy has a future here in porn if she wants to pursue it - and she tells me that she does!

(Photographers and directors please note: Stacy was a very good model, always in the moment and very attentive, quick to change poses or clothing or whatever I asked of her.)

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I invited Stacy to my home the next day. We relaxed at the little Tiki bar where we sipped champagne and talked about how to proceed with her shoot.

Between the champagne and the warm sun it wasn't long before Stacy was in a mood to pose and the tree swing in the backyard was the perfect spot to begin. As the shadows grew long and the sun began to set, I suggested we retire to the castle where there were some good spots for her to pose for a few more photos.

 

Once inside, we lounged in the study where I captured this lovely pic showing off Stacy's soft and sweet side. She was curious about the rest of the castle. I smiled and suggested we could check out the lowest level if she was feeling a little adventurous. "You mean brave?" she asked, and I led the way down.

Wide-eyed, Stacy learned that the lower level of the castle is really a dungeon with a wide assortment of what she called playthings. It seemed that she had left her RLV active and I just couldn't resist as Stacy quickly became a plaything herself. I think this is a nice picture to remember the visit by.

Let's say that as the evening progressed the photo shoot wound down and the visit wound up. This is the last photo that I captured that night. And Stacy needn't have worried at all. As my guest she was bound for a good time.

Mile High - Sneak Preview

Hello porn fans and welcome to this behind the scenes look at the new upcoming film from Miss Emily's Studio: The Mile High Club!  Including a virtual potpourri of hot porn stars, the theme is, well, sex in an airplane.  A fun short due for release soon.  In the meantime have a peek at the candid shots I snagged while on the set during filming..

 

 

 

Blonding

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  Darn! I forgot again!

Photo and joke submitted by Erika Thorkveld

Blonde Joke of the Week

  Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Blonding

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  Photo and joke submitted by Rachel Avro

Blonde Joke of the Week

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Payback

I took Rachel..  Because I could.  I took Rachel to my dungeon..  Because I wanted to.  Rachel had no say in the matter and I had no regard for her opinion anyway.  You see, Rachel had been acting up.  She was playing up her role in a shoot we did together where she was a cop and I was a hooker arrested by her..  And used by her.  So, I arranged a little payback scene.  I took a few photos to help me savor the adventure in days to come.  I'll share them here with you if you like.  Have a look..

 

Rachel..  taken..  subdued..  mine..  we begin

I rest awhile and consider my many options..  I decide to cage her above and let her stew.

I leave Rachel bound, caged and alone..  I go do a modeling shoot and some shopping.

I return in a few hours and take Rachel down from the cage..  We have a nice talk.

I explain her place to her and she seems to begin to understand but I want to be certain she gets it.

So we have a little sit-down and I cover!  Every!  Detail!  of Rachel's!  New!  Rules!

After which she behaves in just the fashion I desire.  She's trying to be a good girl.

It's a very long day of training and Rachel tires but I still have no regard for her opinion so we continue.

Long into the night we review Rachel's duties.. over and over and over again.

And wouldn't you know that by sunrise Rachel completely understands her place.

Payback is only a bitch if you're on the wrong side of it  ;)

Blonding

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 Photo and joke submitted by Toni Rose (tonytarheel)

Blonde Joke of the Week

 

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which horse was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, the blonde was very pleased and relieved to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black horse.

Blonding

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Beautiful blonde Cream Release, who also submitted this week's joke!

Blonde Joke of the Week

  A blonde decides to try to learn horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.  She mounts the horse with great effort and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.  Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse attempting to throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.  She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.  As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.