Confidential Men

A New Series Coming Soon to Confidential, featuring: Men!

 

Mmm.. that's right, I'll be inviting all sorts of men into the Confidential Studio 'Male Room' for a cozy chat and some candid photos.  We'll settle right down together on the Man Cave couch and conduct an interview.  Look for stars, newcomers and even some interesting men from outside the industry.  We'll chat about whatever seems hot and I'll snag a photo or two to share right here on the blog...fun!

~ Look for this series soon on Porn Star Confidential ~

Intergalactic SLUTS

It's here!  Season 1, Episode 9 "Betrayed" has been released.  Only one more episode to go for Season One.

I am fortunate to be playing the villain,  Mistress De Vil, in the movie series.  De Vil is an evil intergalactic slaver with her very own slave planet and she is decidedly NOT nice.  See just how bad she is in this episode!  Click over to Miss Emily's Studio blog to view this and all of the other eight episodes leading up to Number Nine:  Watch Intergalactic SLUTS here

Very special thanks to Emily for her amazing work on the concept, story, sets, directing, special effects, sound, editing and promotion.  Also to the hard working cast members who's commitment to such a long series along with their astounding stamina during all-night shoots has inspired me!

Here are some promo shots of the villain her bad self:

 Mistress De Vil

 

On Flickr Here

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Sexy photo and joke submitted by Carter Holloway

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.  After ordering a drink and sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”  The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.  The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.  What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter.  The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister.  You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

  Thinks "No Dress Code" means she can't wear a dress.

Photo and jokes submitted by Ali

(that's me)

And yes, I'm really a blonde.  All this 'brunette' you see in Second Life is just wigs.

 

Blonde Jokes of the Week

BLONDE Q&A:

Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: What is a blonde's blood type?

A: Pink glitter.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?

A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?

A: She opens the car door.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?

A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.

 Q: What does a blonde do with her asshole in the evening?

A: Drops him off at band practice.

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?

A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

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If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase,

you can make it through tomorrow.

You know what's hotter than a blonde? ABSOLUTELY nothing.