I love blonde jokes! So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.
Thinks "No Dress Code" means she can't wear a dress.
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And yes, I'm really a blonde. All this 'brunette' you see in Second Life is just wigs.
Blonde Jokes of the Week
Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: What is a blonde's blood type?
A: Pink glitter.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What does a blonde do with her asshole in the evening?
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If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase,
you can make it through tomorrow.