Blonding

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Blonde Joke of the Week

A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.  After ordering a drink and sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”  The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.  The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.  What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter.  The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister.  You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”