Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Blonde Joke and Photo of Amia submitted by G Edelmann

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde has passed the bar exam at law school and gotten a good job as an attorney with a law firm.  She is determined to prove that blondes are not stupid like the jokes make them out to be.

One day our lawyer is driving out in the country, gazing at the grassy fields as she passes them by and enjoying the view of the rolling countryside.

Suddenly, she takes notice of another blonde out in the middle of a field, sitting in a rowboat and using the oars, trying to row.  The lawyer slams on the brakes skidding to a stop, backs up and parks across from the blonde in the boat.

Leaping out of her car mad as hell, she begins to give the blonde in the boat a lecture about how it's blondes like her that make it so hard for her to be accepted and taken seriously as an attorney.

She tells the blonde in the boat how acting like that and doing idiotic things makes all blondes look dumb.  She goes on and on telling off the boat blonde in no uncertain terms and she winds it up by saying, "If you weren't out there in that boat I'd beat your ditsy ass but I can't swim so this is you're lucky day!"  Returning to her car, she slams the door and speeds off.

Confidential Men: Igor Romanov

After the Big Debut with Mark Ivory I felt like, you know, I can really do this.  I mean I lost a little control there on the first interview but I felt like it was a learning experience and I could do better - stay focused and be more professional. So I looked around for a second man to invite to the Male Room and this time conduct myself with composure and maturity.  I selected Igor Romanov because I liked his photos and we had chatted before and he was interesting and easy to talk with.  He'd make a great interview.  I got my camera ready and called to invite him.  He was free and accepted the TP right away..

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html?zx=b89e22869aaca373

 The thing was.. when Igor arrived he was naked.  And.. he looked really good.  I asked him why he was nude and he said he was always nude.  Okay.  Hmm..  I doubled my resolve, determined to remain a professional adult blogger and complete this interview with no distractions.  I asked him to pose in front of the logo for his arrival shot..  *click*

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 We retired to the Male Room where we had a seat on the man couch.  I was proud that I had memorized all of my questions ahead of time.  I'd be able to do this interview with no notes or cheat cards.  As I formulated my first question, which was about Igor's introduction to the SL porn world, I suddenly could not pull my eyes away from his nakedness and confident body language.  Fighting the warmth that was overtaking me I struggled not to squirm but it was all to no avail.  I felt my professional resolve melting rapidly away once again..  *click*

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 There was nothing I could do to stop it - I just had to feel his nakedness against my own bare flesh.  I'm sorry to report that I then stood and stripped off my dress, leaving it crumpled on the floor.  Nude, I turned and climbed back onto the couch and onto Igor, thinking there will be other interviews after all..  *click*

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Igor stayed for hours that night.  I lost track of time..  space..  reason..  But wow, what an interview this turned out to be.  Excusing myself for the little slip in protocol, I resigned myself to just go with it and thoroughly enjoy this one visit.  There was time enough to straighten out my priorities for the next interview.  For that one night I let go and just pleased Igor as he pleased me..  over and over.. and over again.  But next time - totally professional..  *click*

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Brainy Sluts: Coco Baran

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html?zx=cf8ff2c28504648f

And now, we continue with Coco Baran!

Student Bunny Coco

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

 

 Blonde Joke submitted by Moonie Quasimodo, Photo by Ryu Quasimodo

 

 

 

Blonde Joke of the Week

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of.  She decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette.  Once she had finished and her hair was brown, she went for a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for awhile, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out of the car, walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she drove away the farmer walked up to her and asked, "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

 

 

 

Brainy Sluts: Adele Simondsen

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html

And now, we continue with Adele Simondsen!

 CEO Adele

See Adele's Flickr Page Here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/--adele--/

 

 

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

No one submitted pics or jokes this time, so - Photo and Blonde Joke by me!

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.  They found a lamp and rubbed it.  A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.  The redhead wished to be back home.  Poof! She was back home.  The brunette wished to be at home with her family.  Poof! She was back home with her family.  The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Brainy Sluts: Chloe Cotton

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release   http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html

And now, we continue with Chloe Cotton!

 

 Chemlab Chloe

See Chloe's Flickr Page Here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131973528@N02/