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Blonde Joke of the Week
A blonde has passed the bar exam at law school and gotten a good job as an attorney with a law firm. She is determined to prove that blondes are not stupid like the jokes make them out to be.
One day our lawyer is driving out in the country, gazing at the grassy fields as she passes them by and enjoying the view of the rolling countryside.
Suddenly, she takes notice of another blonde out in the middle of a field, sitting in a rowboat and using the oars, trying to row. The lawyer slams on the brakes skidding to a stop, backs up and parks across from the blonde in the boat.
Leaping out of her car mad as hell, she begins to give the blonde in the boat a lecture about how it's blondes like her that make it so hard for her to be accepted and taken seriously as an attorney.
She tells the blonde in the boat how acting like that and doing idiotic things makes all blondes look dumb. She goes on and on telling off the boat blonde in no uncertain terms and she winds it up by saying, "If you weren't out there in that boat I'd beat your ditsy ass but I can't swim so this is you're lucky day!" Returning to her car, she slams the door and speeds off.
One day our lawyer is driving out in the country, gazing at the grassy fields as she passes them by and enjoying the view of the rolling countryside.
Suddenly, she takes notice of another blonde out in the middle of a field, sitting in a rowboat and using the oars, trying to row. The lawyer slams on the brakes skidding to a stop, backs up and parks across from the blonde in the boat.
Leaping out of her car mad as hell, she begins to give the blonde in the boat a lecture about how it's blondes like her that make it so hard for her to be accepted and taken seriously as an attorney.
She tells the blonde in the boat how acting like that and doing idiotic things makes all blondes look dumb. She goes on and on telling off the boat blonde in no uncertain terms and she winds it up by saying, "If you weren't out there in that boat I'd beat your ditsy ass but I can't swim so this is you're lucky day!" Returning to her car, she slams the door and speeds off.
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