Blonding

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Blonde Joke of the Week

So, the other day I was out in the yard and my neighbor, who is also blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!  I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!  I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great!  I couldn’t be happier for you!”  Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby.  We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.  And she said…

"Well, that was the easy part.   I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.  Both tests came out positive!"