Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

 

Joke and "Lion Tamer" photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Month

  

Lion Tamer

  A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.  One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.  This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history.  Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun.  Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles.  He continues to lick her calves and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.  He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."

 

 

 

Nude World Tour 2016 ∙ Stop No. 8

  Continuing the Nude World Tour!  I'll visit different places in Second Life and snap nude photos to share with you along with a little description and maybe sometimes an anecdote if something hot or fun happens on the tour.  Please enjoy!


Stop No. 8 on the tour ∙ Stroker's Vice Beach (Adult):

   On this cold and drizzly holiday weekend I opted for the warm sunshine of Florida and Stroker Serpentine's inviting beach build, Stroker's Vice Beach.  The traffic on the main boulevard was at a standstill so I hopped atop the car and had a look around.  Wow, a beautiful and inviting beach spread out before me as the surf gently lapping the shore's sandy edge beckoned me to slip onto a lounger and just soak up those dreamy beach vibes.

Home of Strokerz Toyz adult animations; Hard Alley Social Club with lots of great parties in the club and also out on the beach; a LUMIPro outlet where you can try out and evaluate a fully functioning demo HUD from this top of the line lighting, pose and camera setting management creator (I use it and love it!); and some yummy-sexy shops for kinks and clothing.

Join the group and you can rez and shoot all the naughty and nice photos here that your sexy little heart desires.

♥  -Ali

  

Stroker's Vice Beach inworld SLurl:  http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Strokerz%20Toyz/218/90/25

 

Confidential Men: Logan Oleary

Logan and I have known each other for years and he was always on my Victim List for this series.  I finally snared him for an interview recently.  When I invited him up to the Male Room at the studio he was quite keen on the idea.  He asked me what he should wear and I told him it wouldn't matter because it was just an interview on the set.  (I didn't tell Logan why it really didn't matter what he wore.)  We agreed on street clothes and he arrived in seconds..

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html

  Logan arrived looking very "street" - complete with six guns and his so sexy bod.  I wasted no time getting his arrival shot, my mind racing to plan a quick plot twist in his "interview" to get things going the way I wanted them..  *click*

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  Inviting Logan into the Male Room I asked him to have a seat on the Man Couch and get comfy.  Next thing, he was shirtless and looking very comfy.  Spearing me with his steely blue eyes he asked, "So how do we proceed?"  As I took a seat on the edge of the coffee table in front of Logan I noticed one of his guns pointed directly at me.  That made me think of other things and I quipped, "Well, we could conduct the interview in the Jacuzzi..  *click*

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  Out of my dress and heels in a jiffy, I was in the tub before Logan could object.  But he didn't object at all.  In fact he was almost as quickly out of his own clothes and approaching me in the tub.  Any pretense of conducting a real blog interview slipped into the steamy water and melted away..  *click*

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  Logan grinned and pulled me up to stand as he dipped down into the water before me..  "Let's say your first interview question is, 'So Logan, what attracted you to performing in porn?' he so confidently said.  "I'll answer by showing you.."  And wow did he ever show me!  *click*

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 Logan stayed long and deep into that hot night in the Jacuzzi.  He showed me every single reason he was attracted to porn.  In fact, he showed me some of his reasons multiple times.  And yes, I may have even asked him to explain one or two of them again.. and again..  *click*