Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

So, the other day I was out in the yard and my neighbor, who is also blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!  I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!  I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great!  I couldn’t be happier for you!”  Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby.  We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.  And she said…

"Well, that was the easy part.   I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.  Both tests came out positive!"

Brainy Sluts: Partee Mytili

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'. We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways. Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because.. it's secret. ;)

We are also all great friends and very close. I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog. Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html 
Rachel Avro-Fox: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-rachel-avro-fox.html

And now, we continue with Partee Mytili!

  Systems Analyst Partee

Confidential Men: Don Roodborst

My trusty camera at the ready, it was time for my fourth man in the series and I was dedicated this time to keeping myself in check and not giving in to my desires just because he's breathing and in my studio.  I had a good talk with myself that ended with: "I mean really, Ali - get some class!"  Don Roodborst came by the Male Room for his interview and I felt really good about this one.  I had even taken an online course that was all about staying in command in this kind of situation.  It was called "Women in Control" and it was free, but I thought it was really good and it gave me faith in myself.  And so it was that I began my fourth interview with the thought locked tightly in my mind: "I Am In Control"

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html

 Don arrived in casual attire, wearing jeans, sneakers and.. well, no shirt.  But that was OK because I was in charge this time and even though I was attracted to him I knew for certain that I would remain in control all the way through this interview.  Feeling empowered, I snapped Don's arrival shot in front of the series logo.. *click*

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 I took a seat in my chair instead of at my usual spot on the couch, knowing this would help to show that I was in charge.  As I was about to ask Don my first interview question I had a thought.  This whole control thing was feeling great.  I was so confident and just so much in the moment that I ditched my scripted interview questions and I asked Don how he felt about a woman being in control.  It seemed the whole world stopped.  But Don surprised me by replying that he found women in control to be hot.  I had to agree because just then it got warm in the studio once again, as it always seems to do when I ask a man a question.. *click*

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 The next thing I knew Don and I were both naked, him kneeling before me on the floor, as I explained to him that I would have to remain in charge all the way through this next phase of his interview.  He eagerly agreed to obey my interview rules and I instructed him in great detail just how we would proceed.  And it really was OK because I was staying in control after all, wasn't I?..  *click*

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 It might seem that I had once again fallen into my lusty weakness and lowered myself to the level of hopeless interview slut but I remained on top the whole time.  I was in control and it felt amazingly hot.  It turned out that Don's interview lasted all the way through that long night.  And true to his word he maintained the critical balance by obeying my interview rules..  *click*

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

 Photo by me ♥  -Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief.

She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells “No, honey, don’t do it!”

And the blonde replies “Shut up, you’re next.”

Brainy Sluts: Rachel Avro-Fox

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html

And now, we continue with Rachel Avro-Fox!

   Oceanographic Paleontologist Rachel

Confidential Men: Scotty07

Wow, already on my third man for this series and it's been really exciting, let me tell you!  I know the first two times I was getting my, umm.. feet wet, but now I felt like I could have everything under control and conduct myself like a respectable lady and blogger.  It was time to select the next man and I thought of Scotty right away.  I had posed for him once and he was very nice and professional, and the photo was great, too.  He was online that night so I asked him and he happened to be available right then.  I've been so lucky because all the men have been very eager to come to the studio right away.  Such enthusiasm for the art!  I readied my camera and sent a car around to pick up Scotty..

Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html

 Scotty arrived looking great and in his own words, "Ready to do anything it takes to have a great shoot."  My mind wandered just a bit thinking about the possibilities of what that might mean, but I stayed focused and asked him to stand in front of the series logo..  *click*

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 We settled down on the comfy man couch in the official Male Room and as I gathered my thoughts to begin the interview, Scotty must have felt warm because he pulled off his shirt.  Looking him over, I felt a little warm myself.  Trying to remember my first question I made a mental note to see about climate control for the Male Room because it always seems to be hot in there..  *click*

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 Well, I have to report that my good intentions once again took a back seat to my overwhelming appreciation for the male in my cave.  His animal was calling to my animal and my animal answered.  We were out of our clothes and all over each other before you could say 'hopeless slut' but I did manage to keep my camera going..  *click*

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 All plans of serious blogging abandoned, I completely surrendered to the quenching of powerful lustful needs.  And in spite of the fact that I asked Scotty no questions about his Adult SL career, it was just a very long and thorough interview.  Thinking ahead to the next interview only excited me more.. How I love blogging!  *click*

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Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

   Blonde Joke submitted by Talisker Braveheart ∙ Photo by Ali

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. Digging through her purse the driver was getting progressively more agitated.  "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too."

Brainy Sluts: Sonrisa Seminario

I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'.  We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many many ways.  Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because..  it's secret.   ;)

We are also all great friends and very close.  I want to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I'm running a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog.  Please enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html

Today we introduce the newest member of Brainy Sluts, Sonrisa Seminario.  Son has been my best friend and sister in SL for nearly six years now and we are happy to welcome her!  :)

And now, we continue with Son Seminario!

Professor Sonrisa

Blonding

I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.

Blonde Joke and Photo of Amia submitted by G Edelmann

Blonde Joke of the Week

A blonde has passed the bar exam at law school and gotten a good job as an attorney with a law firm.  She is determined to prove that blondes are not stupid like the jokes make them out to be.

One day our lawyer is driving out in the country, gazing at the grassy fields as she passes them by and enjoying the view of the rolling countryside.

Suddenly, she takes notice of another blonde out in the middle of a field, sitting in a rowboat and using the oars, trying to row.  The lawyer slams on the brakes skidding to a stop, backs up and parks across from the blonde in the boat.

Leaping out of her car mad as hell, she begins to give the blonde in the boat a lecture about how it's blondes like her that make it so hard for her to be accepted and taken seriously as an attorney.

She tells the blonde in the boat how acting like that and doing idiotic things makes all blondes look dumb.  She goes on and on telling off the boat blonde in no uncertain terms and she winds it up by saying, "If you weren't out there in that boat I'd beat your ditsy ass but I can't swim so this is you're lucky day!"  Returning to her car, she slams the door and speeds off.